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Daughters Username…

Posted by Anon on March 30, 2011 in The Chronicles!

Customer: oh my daughters called Lily IT Engineer: My Daughters username is Levi, Oh sorry name..

2

What am I doing? who am I calling

Posted by Anon on March 28, 2011 in The Chronicles!

“I forgot who I was ringing for a second there…”

5

Firewall…

Posted by Anon on March 26, 2011 in The Chronicles!

“A Draytek isn’t a firewall”

5

Slow internet…

Posted by Anon on March 25, 2011 in The Chronicles!

“3g dongles are only slightly faster than dial-up”

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The most truth i’ve heard come out of his mouth

Posted by Anon on March 24, 2011 in The Chronicles!

“I’m not that technical you see”

2

Favourite Line….

Posted by Anon on March 24, 2011 in The Chronicles!

“Do I sound like I know what I’m talking about?”

0

“Mrs Smith has deleted an E-Mail on her Blackberry”

Posted by Anon on March 24, 2011 in The Chronicles!

Has she? Does she want a medal? OR did the call logger not listen properly… she’s deleted the e-mail settings /facepalm.

113

Tunnel Vision

Posted by Anon on March 23, 2011 in The Chronicles!

Can you please explain exactly why I can’t get a 3g signal while i’m on a train in a tunnel and what you plan to do about it?!!!

5

Accessbility Options

Posted by Anon on March 23, 2011 in The Chronicles!

How do I press ctrl-alt-delete when I only have one hand? My fingers don’t reach!

114

Google is your friend!

Posted by Anon on March 23, 2011 in The Chronicles!

So there is the tech remote controling the end users pc, his fix is to use her pc to Google the answer!! She’s now very confident in the techs ability to use a search engine! Sadly her faith in the techs ability is somewhat diminished..

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